Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
Today, I borrowed a goat from a coworker to clear out an overgrown section of our yard. It worked great, except for the part where the goat butted me on my ass. Of course my wife was filming and laughing, and later put it on Instagram. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML
Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, I was visiting friends in the country, and the property next to theirs has cows. Bored, I walked over to the fence and looked at a cow, who trundled over to the other side of the fence. I then saw the farmer staring at me and for some reason I said, "Just saying hi to your cow!" FML
Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
barlessprison 16
Bet it was filled with action, adventure and thrills.
jbird1193 3
an hour less of work you had to do.... unless you did meaningless things like that for him on a daily basis..
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (130)
samicna 4
if you got paid for watching goats eat grass cool! I wouldn't be mad
KittyJay 3
nomnomnom... ;) sounds fun...
hiphopper101 0
lol he went to the rong side of Pakistan
rhysfucker 24
maybe that's a kick ass vacation in Pakistan? at least no ones trying to blow you up, right?
NBS93 0
Those weren't goats, they were SEALs.
Flutist 3
Good to know our military chews cud!
kktik 8
is he a NAVY SEAL
XxSonyaBladexX 0
Damn, it looks like my goats got away, again!
JakeL93 0
who cares you got paid to watch cows eat grass for an hour. thats a win in my books
PrinzMetal6 0
Why would he vacation in Pakistan?
CocoTheTruth 5
Lmfao