Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss held a meeting to talk about how we can't overlook others and no one should pick favorites. I walked out unemployed when I pointed out that she completely ignored the person who made the biggest sale in company history and constantly gave her son raises for mediocre work. FML
Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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sorrysweety 0
Does the company know about the $6,000 thing? money like that is a big enough deal you should have told em, if you did then that's ****** up
andreophile 0
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Brettersson 0
the best revenge is to just let her do your job and watch her drag the whole company down, then wait for them to try to get you back
ohglory 0
that's what you get for being nosey! if you'd let her do it, she'd be fired now.
lolwatlol 0
thats what you get for not sleeping with the boss before the new bitch did
canada224 0
shes probably more attractive than you
playmymusic90 0
did that girl not say anything? did u complain? does ur boss favor the new girl? i bet he/she did. i hate it when bosses favor others. a long time ago, my mom got fired from her 1st job just cuz she's Asian and she didn't go 2 an all-company Halloween party.
jickhut 0
.... lawsuit... i wish someone would fire me for correcting a $6k error...
denyit 0
sue his ******* ass in
theslipperytruff 0
She's hot right? And you have a penis and your boss is a man. Craigslist bitch.
chicknugget5 4
well you can sue them for firing you for a dumb reason
tagedawg 0
man what a dick/bitch of a boss