Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
The buck stops here
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Whistleblower
Today, my boss held a meeting to talk about how we can't overlook others and no one should pick favorites. I walked out unemployed when I pointed out that she completely ignored the person who made the biggest sale in company history and constantly gave her son raises for mediocre work. FML
Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
Tactical
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Top comments
sorrysweety 0
Does the company know about the $6,000 thing? money like that is a big enough deal you should have told em, if you did then that's ****** up
andreophile 0
No good deed goes unpunished.
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nzl_fml 0
oh what a boss. at least you don't have to put up with that sh!t anymore
zuli_fml 0
Methinks the new girl is either a relative, an accomplice, or a ****-buddy, judging by this behavior...
muichini 0
she'll be fired with in the week, also if you have a workers union where you are contact them.
ROFLDOCTOR 1
Ugh, FYL. I'd be extremely pissed off if that happened to me. It was good of you to watch to make sure this new girl was doing things right. 6,000 dollars is kind of a lot of money, and if she DID give it to the wrong person, somebody would have gotten real pissed! Your boss is freaking stupid. Get a new job, and hopefully the boss won't be retarded.
dabeachbum 0
maybe ur boss is lesbo and likes the new girl :o
carage 3
Perhaps there is something going on between the boss and the new girl, but how did the OP know the new girl was giving the $6K to the wrong person?
pinkmathlete 0
I feel like there is more to the story...I do not believe that someone could actually be fired on the spot for trying to stop someone from giving any amount of money to the wrong person without there being a background story or something. OP: Maybe you're just being self-righteous.
Poly_Amerose_345 1
I think that the new girl is doing what my family would call, "metiendose el tipo" any spanish speaking would understand and those of you who dont it means i think she having sex with the boss, And i think that she wouldve gotten fired even if she didnt do anything about it! Because you were saving the company i meann what dipstick would give 6000 DOLLARS TO THE WRONG PERSON?! And im sure he'll call you into his office one day and scream at you for loosing 6000 dollars even though it was her.Maybe the boss wanted to fire you but didnt know how so this came up and he went for it :/ well FYL cuhz you dont have a job.. and FYL for having a horrible ass boss!Get a new job cuhz as many have said that business is gunna end up being a total FAIL. Now was the new girl hot? Did she seem close to the boss? And uhm i wanna comment # 9's comment. even though wat you said was completly retarded it was hilarious thanks for making my day cuhz i was having an FML day today ;DD !!
TooBored13 0
What is the deal with this comment man, you are so incorrect in like every way, jeez. Haha, couldn't resist.
xpxp2002 4
TDI...if anything I'd say they deserve it. When their new employee is giving away thousands of dollars to the wrong person they'll quickly realize their mistake. Moreover, if they had any respect for your experience and seniority over the other employee they'd never had reprimanded you at all.