Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss held a meeting to talk about how we can't overlook others and no one should pick favorites. I walked out unemployed when I pointed out that she completely ignored the person who made the biggest sale in company history and constantly gave her son raises for mediocre work. FML
Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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sorrysweety 0
Does the company know about the $6,000 thing? money like that is a big enough deal you should have told em, if you did then that's ****** up
andreophile 0
No good deed goes unpunished.
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athame1983 0
something tells me that this is a twisted version of what actually happened....
fieldhockyluva24 4
You realize that you didn't make it any more clear right? She corrected the girl yesterday, and today the boss talked to her and fired her. And if you are new and wrong you should be corrected. She won't learn the correct way of doing things if you let her do it wrong. You shouldn't have taken such offense to people trying to help you.
Chad_Brisson 2
Maybe there as corruption afoot and that $6k was meant to go to that "wrong" person, and you intervening caused a million dollar drug deal to fall through, so your boss was quite unhappy with you. :P
Elksy 0
He's ******* her.
TheLetterZero 7
There's no "he" involved. Read better.
Mudkipzrule 4
Read what TheLetterZero just wrote. "HER office" "new GIRL."
TheLetterZero 7
#33, learn how to read.
ijrnelson 0
should have let her crash and burn/destroy the company. if u were lucky ud still have a job :p
SEPHARAD 0
There's something fishy going on there. Get your unemployment, explain what they did. Then call the IRS on them.
DameGreyWulf 1
Your boss will regret it when his/her company is in the toilet because of chicks like that dumb broad. I'd say: good to leave a sinking ship early.
youEQUALtosser 0
Your boss called you into their office today, but you were fired yesterday? Something doesn't seem right here... YDI for volunteering.
jillz 0
She's the boss and she wanted you to look the other way when something crooked went on. You basically had to make a choice between your job or your sense of self righteousness. You chose. YDI.