Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there's no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML
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Top comments
ELoni_fml 25
So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!
deathrise007 22
Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P
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Comments (47)
GirasolNegro 22
Does your boss have short term memory loss or alzheimers?
vikky538 29
Fired work repeat
SSJ4Asterisk 5
Go in to work tomorrow and give your 2 weeks notice!
waleedma 18
I did not laugh so hard for a long time.... Try to get paid fir the days between the two firing....
UndeadKoopa 3
Burn his house down
cathrope 10
Just show up and put your two week notice in like others have said. :)
rag97 6
Fire-ception
Izzamee 17
Look on the bright side, two severance packages.
Tannasgh 22
Count yourself lucky. No telling what pain a nut like that would cause
zaidthunder1 27
My my, your boss forgot that he fired you. That's heavy.