Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Uh oh!
slushpup9696 12
At least you got a free meal out of this.
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Comments (210)
alym1617 0
can you say hello unemployment?
Petal23 11
i can't decided whether it would be a good thing or a bad thing to work in an office that had random cans of spaghetti o's lying about...
jerico616 14
Looks like a good 6 months PAID vacation is in your future!
F1nndizzle 0
You could get her fired for that. Do it.
mitymouse 0
Can u say lawsuit?!?!?!
vampireluv3r 0
I agree!! Sue her ass!!!!!
phuketboy 19
I hope you are treating this as an "accidental" incident. I don't know which company you work for but the companies I know she can be terminated for workplace violence.
perdix 31
Well, she surely can't eat the Spaghettio's now that the can is dented. You ought to offer her your Hot Pocket. Depending on how she construes the question, she'll either contract explosive diarrhea (and give the whole office the rest of the day off), or you'll have some hot girl-on-girl action. Hot Pockets!
big_boi_rollin 0
Thats when you look her dead in the eye and eat them
lokrar789 7
At least you got free lunch
XI3NC3 2
I sense legal proceedings.