MacGrouber
United States
Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my bird learned how to mimic the fire alarm after my dad has been testing them for the last few months. He now enjoys sounding like a fire alarm anytime I turn the lights off with the other bird joining in. They live in my room. FML
weep weep weep
United States
Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML
Annoyed
United States
SHUT UP!
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
Anonymous
Enjoy the sirens
Today, my parrot learned how to imitate my baby's crying. Now, every time the baby cries, the parrot joins in, and it sounds like a chorus of screaming. FML
Anonymous
Athena, United States
Today, the car across the street has been broken into so many times that my parrot has started to mimic its car alarm. FML
Anonymous
Bird song
Today, I figured I've been watching too many horror films, due to my parrot mimicking a women's blood-curdling screams that he heard in a movie. How do I know? He decided to reproduce the screams at 3 a.m. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Anonymous
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Anon
United States
Wake up Boo
Today, I set an elaborate alarm system to wake up early. I woke up to the soothing sounds of birds chirping, only to discover that I had accidentally set my ringtone to bird noises instead of an actual alarm. I missed my morning meeting. FML
4am blues
Lehigh Acres, United States
Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML
Top comments
ViolentBears 0
Now all you have to do is make it learn a police siren and you'll be set with a watch bird.
MyChemical_fml 0
Aw that's cute... Right...? :l
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Comments (89)
Xxak907xX 0
I hate birds. My grandma had a parrot, it bit my ear and pretty much pierced it for free. I'm a guy
beaker38 5
should have taught him to make a siren noise
luckyclover53 0
that would've been neat, sirens at 3 am...be just like a fire alarm.
urbangladiator3 0
Maybe you should get a dog or cat. maybe even a fish
MsSoulReaper 27
Nature's a bitch.
huggy515 0
Train him to detect carbon monoxide.
SassiestLemon 2
I recall seeing an FML related to a fire alarm at 3am. Anyone else remember that?
quicheme45 0
Lol good birdy
TurboLCR 0
I'd have probably gone down with a lighter and some deodorant and toast the ignorant ******
brendangep 0
Bird is the word!:)
kykyshay 0
Family Guy Rocks!!! :-)