Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
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Top comments
Kiwiscanfly 19
. . . So did you get the job?
MGITSWFTC 17
Please tell me you just spent a long time in the bathroom after excusing yourself from the interview, and that you didn't actually shit all over the interviewer's chair. That would just be terrible.
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Comments (45)
singer0421 32
You could've been honest and asked to go to the bathroom
alycion 39
I'm guessing there wasn't enough of warning to do do since it was a med side effect. Those things can hit like trains.
aklm15 14
I imagine crap flying everywhere, as OP shook the interviewer's hand.
zandalee 20
Me too! We have dirty minds.
PenguinBitch 44
Why would your ass do that? It deserves a spanking.
Welshite 40
Are you volunteering, Penguin?
PenguinBitch 44
I think you're better suited to do the spanking considering the problem presented on this fml, /Welshite/. X)
Wizardo 34
#13, just like the dump OP took :/
bo501 4
It's obvious you don't want to work in the 1st place. Only in America!
Olympiakos10 15
So...you stood up, turned around and shat all over the interviewer?
Rexington27 7
Must have been a shitty interview.
cutycat136 28
Hey, shit happens people.
zaise_chsa 19
At least you weren't wearing white pants?
ILoveMyArm 15
I dream of the day where I rule the world and have my own holiday. On that day, you will all exchange arms amongst one another. But I, I will forever keep mine.