Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Hail Santa
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
It is
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
The war on Christmas
Today, my older sister forced me to tell my nephews, 8 and 6, that Santa Claus does not exist, because she was recently fired from her job and is too much of a coward to tell them she will no longer give them any Christmas gifts for the foreseeable future. FML
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hessel 13
even worse. my 5 year old nephew had the same experience. his teacher had the same assignment and got the whole class in tears because they all still believed in santa
dragonfyre73 4
My sisters are ten and they still believe, so that was a major bitchmove.
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sexysaltshaker 11
Tell the head teacher. That's so mean.
Sandsh8rk 36
I guess the teacher has been naughty. She's gonna get some coal for Xmas! :)
LowExpectations 30
From whom? Santa isn't real... *cries* Now who will punish the wicked!?
BlueFlatts 20
Answer: The parents with the coal.
doglover100 29
I'd complain to the principal. That is horrible.
noelleflores97 12
She should be fired. She should know that most children believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny before they reach their double digits. Tell the principal, and please tell us what happens
AussieChild 22
I think being fired is a bit excessive.
OverFlash 15
Not really. Not only should she have realised that most 8 year olds do believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, it's also not her place to say so.
infinitegrace 21
It's her job to teach kids, Not keep their dreams alive. She can't be fired for something so stupid.
BriCx 8
41, It's her job to teach kids, not ruin their childhoods...
infinitegrace 21
#49 Everyone has to learn it's not real unless they never believed in the first place so it's not that big of a deal. Almost everyone went through it and most people can't even remember being told they aren't real. It's not going to "ruin there childhood" to cry for a few days.
singer0421 32
#52 It's the parent's choice for when a child should be told Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy and such aren't real, not the teacher's. Also, getting excited every Christmas morning because Santa came is a huge part of everyone's childhood that, in this case, is now ruined.
klutz44 28
In my experience and opinion, when most kids learn that Santa isn't real they're already old enough to have pretty much figured it out for themselves. That softens the blow. 8 year olds are in the thick of believing. Not believing in Santa won't ruin their childhood but it cuts a fun tradition short and robs them of 2-3 magical, Santa-filled Christmases.
infinitegrace 21
Maybe it is the parents choice but how many parents tell their kids? Very few. It's always kids at school or an older sibling or someone else just accidentally says something. It's not a religion or anything so it's not even a big deal. #61
BlueFlatts 20
When I was young, I too believed in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. But for some reason, I found the idea of an Easter Bunny rediculous.
HelloooooNurse 20
Wow! Who shit in your cornflakes this morning.
scooterdude720 19
I agree that fired is a bit excessive, however, the teacher could have asked how many people in the room believe in Santa, and then if there was no one, assign that paper. If there were still people who believed, the assignment could have been to write why they believe Santa is or isn't real.
hellphone_fml 37
That wouldn't work because no one would raise their hand and possibly be made fun of
BirdieCurls 25
67 same with me! I thought it was just ridiculous to think that a giant bunny came and hid eggs in my backyard :s
SuperMew 22
I was never told that Santa was real and looking back, it made things awkward when other kids said, "Santa brought me this." I did not feel so excited for Christmas because I did not go to church, wait up for Santa, or really have a lot of the holiday cheer. It only became worth it when I didn't break down into tears when I was 10 and my cousin discovered Santa was not real. I however think that if a child believes in Santa, it is not your place to take that joy from them. I had imaginary friends and when my cousins told me they were "not real you baby" it ruined a lot of the joyful games I played. I missed the exciting belief in the imaginary. So, while I do not think the teacher should be fired for telling them Santa is not real, she should be spoken to and not allowed to continue the assignment. An appropriate holiday assignment would be "What do you love about the holidays" and "What do you want for Christmas." Unless she works at a Christian school, it is not the teachers job, or place, to question the beliefs a child has. Instead, the teacher should follow the curriculum and teach what the school assigns her.
skyttlz 32
66 is right that it's usually other kids. I don't know if I was just sheltered or what but I never even heard the word "sex" until some kids who were like 8 and 9 said it. It's the same with Santa not being real; I overheard it when I was around 10 or 11. There's a good chance it was the same kids both times because I remember overhearing it on the bus home from school.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
52- Everyone may have to learn, but nobody said when. I was 11 until I found out that Santa wasn't real, but I still keep the spirit of Santa alive every year. I know it's just my parents, but when I go to sleep on December 24th, I still get excited for Santa in the morning.
Apprentice4Life 5
#131....So telling a kid about Santa, creating all the memories, anticipation and happiness isn't worth it because when they find out they will cry for a bit and be a little sad? Oh God forbid a child is sad about something!!!! You said it isn't worth it to "ruin" their childhood? That's way extreme. Yes, it's your opinion, but really? Exaggeration much?
abnormalbird 11
The easterbunny tradition with my family was actually like santa claus on christmas. Except we had to find our baskets with "grass" (confetti). it was very fun
perdix 31
Hey, at least she's still got the Easter Bunny. The writing assignment should be easy for her, because the exposure of the fraud just happened.
LaLince 40
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should have told your daughter: she's eight!
BriCx 8
I hope you don't breed...
ElizabethNL93 20
50- Why? Because 18 expressed his or her opinion? It would be the parent's decision to tell the child that Santa is real and to decide when the child is old enough to know that he isn't. And yes, it may not be 18's place to say "You should have told her by now", but don't comment with a remark like "I hope you don't breed." Get real. If 18 had children and decided to burst their "Santa bubble", in no way does that make 18 an unfit parent.
SuperMew 22
My parents told me Santa was not real my whole life. I never believed in him. I think I turned out okay. My cousin's believed Santa was real, and my aunt got arrested for child abuse last year. I have never been hurt, gone hungry, or been without my basic needs. While I would have liked to take part in a lot of the holiday traditions and felt a little left out, I respected that my parents never lied to me and always told me the truth of a situation. So, just because 18 does not believe an eight year old should still believe in Santa, it does not make her a future terrible mom.
justinlm99 5
What does Santa Claus have to do with child abuse? Telling children that Santa Claus is/isn't real has nothing to do with domestic disputes. You have no logical point. Also, how is telling a child that Santa Claus is real lying?
SuperMew 22
Looking back, that made more sense in my head. What I was thinking in my head was this. People I know make it sound like it is abuse if your child does not get to believe in Santa. My family taught me it is lying to tell a child that something exists when it does not. Saying Santa is real is lying, and one of the worst kinds in my mind, because you convince them magic is real then take it away from them. I understand it is cute to watch children get excited and spend time waiting up for Santa... But, would it be funny if I told someone very young that their deceased family member would be visiting them once a year and then telling them I lied because it was "cute" and part of a holiday tradition. I don't think they are on the same level, but to people like my parents that is what they believed. Why tell your child someone magic is giving them presents when you can tell them, "Mom and dad love you enough to work extra hard to get you the presents you want." With my aunt, I was just pointing out that people saying people are horrible for ruining Santa, and that the teacher needs to be fire/assaulted/yelled at for it... well, my parents ruined Santa for me very young by not letting me believe in him. While I appreciate it now, was awkward for a long time. My aunt let my cousins believe in Santa but also abused them. So not having santa does not make a person a bad parent/teacher/adult.
ElizabethNL93 20
Exactly, 163. My parents never encouraged the belief of Santa Clause, and that was just fine because at least I was not devastated to find out that he did not actually exist. Again: doesn't make someone an unfit parent.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
133- What does your Aunt being arrested for child abuse have to do with children believeing in Santa Claus?
TheDrifter 24
And technically Santa Claus is/was real. Saint Nicholas. Known for his generosity, especially during the holiday season. Sure, his asked didn't fly, and he didn't go into houses in the night, but Santa Claus was in fact a real person, I see little harm in carrying on his spirit of generosity, whatever you reach your kids about him (traditions vary county to country)
Breegotcake 14
Normally your older sibling or some family member ruin that for you not your teacher. That teacher is a dream crusher!
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
Childhood = Ruined
Enslaved 38
Get together with all the other pissed off parents and make sure none of them buy her a Christmas present this year. Those gift cards she's expecting for teacher appreciation? Zip- Zilch- Zero!
perdix 31
Then, secretly give the teacher a nice gift on your own, and your kid will get an easy A. You are an evil genius!!
Enslaved 38
Understanding how you became a straight A student. (: Personally, I'd rather prove to her that there isn't a tooth fairy. . . with a punch. :P
EvilLittleMan 23
What a f***ing sorry ass excuse for a teacher ! Couldn't the teacher be a little more creative on the writing prompt, something along the lines of losing something very important such as a favorite toy, pet, etc... instead of crushing an important part of childhood for many if not all of those kids in the classroom.