Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML
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Today, I gave my nephew a toy car as a gift. He opened it, looked at it for two seconds, and then spent the next hour playing with the cardboard box it came in. Apparently, I could’ve saved $20 and just bought him a box. FML
Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML
Today, the first gift I opened was from my uncle. It was $80 in clothes that I'd bought for myself a week earlier. FML
Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML
Today, I carefully wrapped my nephew's birthday present so it would look perfect. He thanked me, pushed it aside, and spent the next two hours pretending the empty cardboard box was a spaceship. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML
Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
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dancinwookie 21
You know what else is cheaper? No gift at all. See how much he likes that.
babyblueyes 27
I'd take it back and say " ok nothing for you then"
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Comments (117)
Flying_Camel 9
amazing how ungrateful kids are now.
SPRKY 6
Family vacation to Uganda? That would probably knock the rotten out of him.
BubbaJ80 11
Take it back from him and tell him that he doesn't get anything then
saravbhh 3
JEW!!!
raykyogrou0 4
Your nephew is a spoiled little bitch, you should spank him the old-fashioned way
raykyogrou0 4
What the **** is wrong with you? Her kid is ******* spoiled and she should spank that little bitch till he cries.
SILVERSTAR_6 17
What a ungrateful piece of shit. Kids these days are so god damn spoiled..when I was 6 in 2000 I got hotwheels, a train set, and hotwheels playsets for Christmas and I was happy...nowadays, kids want iPods iPads cell phones cameras ps3 Xbox 360 (I got the original Xbox ) and all this other expensive crap..they need to learn how to be grateful for wat they get.
OrangeKnife 10
**** him, cheap my ass What a motherfucking ******
WWstar 9
I would just nicely talk to him about how that hurt the other ones feelings. If he seems nasty after that. time for the naughty chair or rug/a time out. if he thinks that's funny he can sit there for a longer amount of time if he would like.
WWstar 9
oh yeah if they do get the time out.. no toys or electronics during it.