Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
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Top comments
thatonedame 6
um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.
fisheatsbear 6
real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over
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Comments (315)
sricious 0
why are you still with her?? obviously a huge drama queen:s..
TheDrifter 24
Oh I'm sure the fmlers can think of at least one reason he's still with her. It may not be worth it but some things are hard to give up.
Doopliss01 0
hoe dichter bij de nul..
sricious 0
whahaha hoe strakker om de l*l:p..
Vanni 0
English only, guys! We have sibling sites in other languages, but no Dutch (that is Dutch, right?). Feel free to message each other in any language, though.
jebby011 0
bananas. ring ring ring ring bananaphone
Vanni 0
As long as it's still using English words, have at it! =)
MeltedMint 0
O_o drama queen, nutjob....all over that lame movie? Fail. Should have just left her there.
reallymily 0
I never did that, so why should a 24 year old be doing that?
Janeegirl94 0
wowwwww. I thought girls were suppose to be more mature than guys
derschadenfreude 5
that's a common misconception, 30, they just mature sexually faster, meaning they go through puberty sooner, something the OP would be able to tell you, since it's just pedobear wearing a rubber mask. he's sneaky, typing 24 year old. he almost got us that time, that sneaky pedobear
jayemdoubleyou 1
YDI for being an enabler.
michaelscott69 0
piss on her face
NuyoRicanGirl 3
just walk out on her she will be the one looking like an idiot
JokeMeister 0
I would have LEFT HER ASS right there!!
dirtherder 1
where's the punchline? I agree completely, but that wasn't funny at all! ;)
pingpongpenguin 3
maybe it wasn't supposed to be