Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
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Top comments
thatonedame 6
um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.
fisheatsbear 6
real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over
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Comments (315)
dont_be_that_guy_fml 0
Dump her. I don't know about you, but I like to date adults!
The_Great_One 0
In Soviet Russia, the Notebook, watches you.
Shawty101 0
LMFAO! tht made me ROFL
shoopd 19
no. you lmfao'd. clearly not a rofl
arcticcatman007 0
keep up the Soviet Russia jokes, way more fun than the other comments
doink 0
Perhaps they rofl'd while lmfao'ing.
null_fml 11
Then wouldn't that be a traditional 'ROFLMFAO'? I'm thinking she 'ROFL'd first, then 'LMFAO'ed while writing the comment.
Primus_fml 0
^^ LMAO! I ROFLed while reading your comment.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
OK, plenty of ROFLs. Where are the waffles?!
twinny_sc 13
YDI for not wanting to watch the notebook. Just kidding your girlfriend is a child.
SoundnVasion 0
ydi for possibly being a pussy boyfriend that does everything she want causing her to be a complete bitchwhen she wants something
xtfauthorx 0
Pedophilia is wrong OP I've never seen a full grown adult do that
ThatBrownChick 0
oh heeeey, I remember doing that. WHEN I WAS 3. get a new lady op, or just tell her to grow up. whichever floats your boat :)
evamusical 12
You watched the notebook when you were three?
skroal 7
YDI for your 24 year old girlfriend plugging her ears and stomping her feet while making really loud noises in your local video store. She then refused to stop until you agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. Dump her, it isn't worth it.
Kawaiichan42 3
Op, you need to either dump her if she doesn't know how to act like a 24 year old woman or stop complaining about it on FML. I'm sure it was embarrassing, but if that's the only way she can get you to watch the Notebook with her, maybe you need to think more about her than just yourself.
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ Not even I act immature when I'm cranky! Darling, it's time to find a new darling to call your girlfriend.
Anaxes 5
Stop saying Fuhoho!
CitrusGirl 0
I hate people that whine about their relationships. if your partner pisses you off that much get rid of them don't whine