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ggabrams Ewa Beach, United States

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

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He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.

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Maybe you should talk to him about the difference between Platform 9 3/4 and Narnia's lampost.

Eh, did he explain why...?

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That moment when a parent realises their child isn't the brightest kid in the world.

browniey 11

Was he texting, pedestrians these days are too busy on their phone than looking at the actual traffic.

Maybe he was dared to?

KiddNYC1O 22

Poor fella.

Maybe you should consider taking him to an eye doctor?

He didn't give an excuse. I was laughing my ass off in the office though.

JoseIsAdork 31

maybe the pole ran into him?

Hopefully this kid will try a third time may knock some sense into him then.

bigwill420 11

I think ur son was high

Epikouros 32

Can we see it? As a safety warning, of course.