ggabrams
Ewa Beach, United States
Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
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ottokat 15
Maybe you should talk to him about the difference between Platform 9 3/4 and Narnia's lampost.
your_ma 27
Eh, did he explain why...?
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Likian5 26
At least he's not a liar lol
rg350dx 29
Pole me once, shame on you. Pole me twice...you probably should've used a condom.
Accept 11
*Facepalm* Please just stop
Slawter16 24
You tried.
rg350dx 29
Drop and roll? In the name of love? Collaborate and listen? Please tell me. I need to know what you want me to stop then do. I can't keep living my life in this vague pit of despair your comment has thrown me into! Just give me some peace! For old times sake...I know that night meant something to you too.
isallwaysme 27
Im gonna take a chance here and say, was he on any sort of hard drug perhaps? *prepares for down votes*
itsgen 16
Hahahah definition of a dumbass
HeartOfLead 24
The pole was asking for a fight; he even started talking about his mom. You she be proud your son was so eager to defend your honor.
Scruggalicious 13
Be glad he wasn't dancing on the pole and was just running into it.
JasonUMN 15
He probably shouldn't pursue a career in stripping.
perdix 31
He likes running face first in poles? That could a lucrative skill in some subcultures ;)
martin8337 36
Surveillance cameras at school? Big Brother in our schools now? Wow!
SLTgirl 9
Most teens wouldn't tell you something embarrassing, you've raised a honest one