ggabrams
Ewa Beach, United States
Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
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ottokat 15
Maybe you should talk to him about the difference between Platform 9 3/4 and Narnia's lampost.
your_ma 27
Eh, did he explain why...?
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zuixdoll 9
sounds like something I would do
phatdaddy62 23
I've got a pole for you to run into . . . I know. Just no. But she gave me an irresistible setup.
dread514 11
bang bang pole gang! they got peeps on every corner. your son lucky to be alive...
mkcherry 14
Unless he was distracted by an accident or parade of naked cheerleaders id suggest you check your son's room for drug paraphernalia. I would assume he's either on drugs or you raised an idiot.
phatdaddy62 23
Where can I catch the naked cheerleader parade?
arandazzo 3
Is your son cute?
jgriff79 23
Damn pole kept jumping in his way. I hate when that happens.
Mangolian 5
You got to believe in your son
fsomelife 26
Man, I don't know who's better -- the school that tapes its students' every move or the parents who can only trust their kid after seeing a video that supports what he says.
nystev 13
That will probably serve as a lesson to watch where he's going from now on. Still pretty amusing. At least he was honest about it - and the good part is that it wasn't a poor cover-up lie for being bullied/getting in a fight. I'd prefer to have a distracted/clumsy kid to the alternative, personally.
aintlifeapain 21
too fond of poles....?
elizacandle 29
Does this mean he did it on purpose? Or is he just that much of a klutz?