Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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betseyville 6
That child is destined for a lifetime of therapy.
streetriots 9
Only in Georgia.
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Comments (606)
SeepingSarcasm 7
All of a sudden the 16 y/o drunk's mother feels slightly less bad about her lil' cowboy, pink boots and all!
dpfox 2
I call BS...
haybookworm 3
In my honest opinion. Let it play out. Kids are cruel, just in reading all these comments I can tell you that just having to life in the public eye will be punishment enough
olpally 33
This has Jerry springer and Maury written all over it... Good lord... Dafuq? :/
davelc 1
Umm wow kill your kids now
Melly89 1
That's what I call an alternative house hold lmao
davelc 1
You should put them down now
Michaelsmith1502 4
JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!
NicoleAshley10 0
When your husband find out he's going to flip. Keep your son away from him for a little while
Posthuman 26
Next time you won't have your wisdom teeth pulled out. Your son might have come out smarter