Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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betseyville 6
That child is destined for a lifetime of therapy.
streetriots 9
Only in Georgia.
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arj91296 1
bad parenting at its finest
madgrinchhatter 12
Ok I know this sucks but seriously, there had to be 2 things you did not teach them about. Sibling boundaries and condoms. (hopefully taught separately)
sweetmama88 6
I would say something , but I better not, just best of luck .
Chris_trolololol 2
There's something other than the age that matters here that no one has brought up, and that is how long you guys have been married. I mean have they grown up with each other as brother and sister most of their life? Cause if so that's gross. Reminds me of Dexter where Deb realizes she's in love with Dexter (her step brother). *yuck* Here's what I propose: After the baby is born send your son off to military school and your daughter to boarding school and when they get back try to convince them to sign custody over to you because hopefully they will have matured while they were gone. And hopefully the baby would never know they were his/her real parents until he/she is old enough to understand. Oh, and FYL, OP.
Missusluv313 9
Push her down a flight of stairs and kick him in the nuts hard! I'm only half kidding. Someone needs a job and one of them should be moving in with their other parent.
I_crosbourne 3
Wow
dgdude101 5
Wow...just wow.
caitiebug1119 15
I REALLY hope you've only been married less than four months or they were together before you got married. But either way, they knew they would be related soon so that's still kind of gross. Have fun explaining the family tree to the kid.
daytoday21 10
I can't believe you didnt teach your son better. Thats unbelievable.
doodlecloud 27
Surely the daughter is equally to blame..
XxCareBearXx 1
That's disgusting >.