Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML
Today, at the beach, my son was screaming and crying because the sand was burning his feet. I told him to put on his sandals. He got mad and threw them in the ocean, then started crying harder when he realized they were gone. He's now hiding under the bed in the condo and is refusing to come out. FML
Today, I took my kids to the beach. My autistic son decided it was a good idea to pretend he was drowning. I tried to tell onlookers he was fine and not to worry. My son popped out of the water and laughed hysterically at them. FML
Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML
Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a five minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML
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F0xyTurtle 8
Lake Sharks!
block1 2
Just throw him in
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Comments (156)
HailsMM 0
I had a friend who would swim in our pool during the day but wouldn't at night because she was scared of sharks. Not only was it a pool but we live inland
LaughinStock 16
Yikes... :( this comment makes me sad, my generation is filled with idiots
dallas_louise 0
You ma'am, have a dumb ass friend.
kamikrazy 6
What you do is try to convin... or just push him in
stroudie94 9
Tell him to man up.
raawrbabeeyx 4
just wondering... but why is this in the 'intimacy' category?
Kamirose 4
Exactly what I was thinking.
dotar_fml 23
Duh, he was hiding something behind the towel.
MyLifeSucksBalz 0
why is this intimacy?
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
... Bull Sharks can swim up rivers attached to the ocean/lakes and live in the fresh water for up to three years.. I wouldn't tell him that though.
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
I know. I was just saying, haha.
LOLtrollzin 3
What a dumb kid you raised there. Hope he doesnt procreate.
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
... Bull sharks can swim up rivers that are attached to the ocean/lakes and live in the fresh water for up to 3 years.. I wouldn't tell him that though .
amayalives4music 1
Oooooohhh that's bad. But if it's his fear then its his fear. Can't do anything about it...Unless you prove it to him..............................Hmmmm.
Airick_TheGreat 2
He cowered behind that beach towel like a boss though right?