Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
117 stitches and a psych hold
Devil child
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Chill out, dude
Today, my son displayed an interest in chess, and asked me to teach him to play. Five minutes in, I captured his queen. He screamed "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammed his fist down on his pieces, and started crying because of the pain. He's fourteen years-old. FML
Bewildered
United Kingdom
Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
failureparent
United States
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
goodbye cruel world
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
jen
United States
Smart move
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
tortureromoretorture
West Islip, United States
Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
get a grip, son
Pooler, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
There you go
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Top comments
Pwn17 25
The controls of that game aren't very QWOPerative.
Speibrand 10
You deserved it, you should have known QWOP is a rage inducing game :)
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Comments (78)
HugsForEveryone 12
QWOP changes a man...
Bloodjoker 11
He's going for the gold! He wanted to be the best around! And nothings gonna ever bring him down!
rabidpeach 5
you should virtually destroy him in a fit of rage. virtually.
strokesie 23
Gotta love QWOP!
Shazam25 7
Is QWOP that weird running game?
Myo_fml 20
The best way to make 100 meters is a little bit of the toe shimmy.
fatalwish 6
dontcha hate it when it just dosent qwoperate?
simsgirlgem 25
Make him cut grass until he works off the money it took to either fix or replace the laptop that's what my parents did when me and my brother were kids and he smashed the PS 1 our parents had bought us to play
Jemm_fml 29
Everyone's a winner.
MilkyFilmz 26
How the hell do you even beat the game?? It's practically impossible!