Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
117 stitches and a psych hold
Devil child
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Chill out, dude
Today, my son displayed an interest in chess, and asked me to teach him to play. Five minutes in, I captured his queen. He screamed "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammed his fist down on his pieces, and started crying because of the pain. He's fourteen years-old. FML
Bewildered
United Kingdom
Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
failureparent
United States
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
goodbye cruel world
Chula Vista, United States
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
jen
United States
Smart move
Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML
tortureromoretorture
West Islip, United States
Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
get a grip, son
Pooler, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
There you go
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
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Pwn17 25
The controls of that game aren't very QWOPerative.
Speibrand 10
You deserved it, you should have known QWOP is a rage inducing game :)
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Comments (78)
Jelbeztok 17
when you get a new laptop and he plays a game, make sure its relaxing games, like cat mario. :)
alvin4676 7
Woah, calm down there Michael Jones.
Omniprism 15
Time to work his ass off around the house to pay for a new one. And maybe some counseling so he can control himself.
jynxpawzz 11
Virtually destroyed? You DO realize that would mean he only destroyed something in the game and NOT destroying your laptop right?
Tez122 6
um what's qwop
Summoner_T3L 15
haha it's actually a fun and funny game. i tried to scoot my way to the finish line but i was stopped by the -----spoiler alert in case you dont wanna know -------*{+=]=}*]+~ hurdle at 50 m.
reymon8823 24
Whats qwop
pinguino3669_fml 23
Never underestimate how engaging a game can become!
jefflukey123 4
So he won the game or destroyed your laptop?
latinheat96 9
Not gonna lie. I'd probably do the same thing.