Anonyme
Lyon, France
Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't fall on the side containing the spread of jam. However, when I leaned against the corner of the table to pick it up, I knocked a full ashtray on top of it. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Tray to be more careful next time, dumbash.
Jiratias 36
And Murphy's law still applies just a bit later, with interest. Everything is normal
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teacupofsunshine 29
You don't like burnt toast?
xxhdxx 11
FYL for smoking
yahtzeesouls 12
Don't smoke kids
L1MEY 6
so many beautiful puns can be made from this...
Aar0n_M 4
It's supposed to be butter not jam you God damn pheasant.
OnReceivingEnd 18
Murphy just doubled down.