Anonyme
Lyon, France
Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't fall on the side containing the spread of jam. However, when I leaned against the corner of the table to pick it up, I knocked a full ashtray on top of it. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Tray to be more careful next time, dumbash.
Jiratias 36
And Murphy's law still applies just a bit later, with interest. Everything is normal
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bronxiecat777 14
YDI for being a smoker
NickACD 27
Never said OP smokes, and so what if they do? Their life, their body, their choice.
dabaerju 23
When I'm being nice: Please do not post such comments when there are already a few above yours. Thanks. When I'm NOT being nice: Shut the **** up.
NickACD 27
Nowhere in the FML it says OP is a smoker
Mathalamus 25
Wow, a lot of people are rather judgemental. It makes me sad. :(
ellyhan 11
Were you really about to eat food that fell on the floor? Even if it wasn't jam side down that's still pretty gross.
moocowmilk0 19
well... you smoke, so ydi
NickACD 27
First of all, nowhere in the FML it says that OP smokes. If they do, who cares? Their life, their body, their choice.
luther48 20
Root cause == OP smokes
sirdannyboy1 20
lesson on not to smoke i guess
dntbeadouche 25
you deserve it for having an ashtray in your house(unless it's someone else's who lives with you, then yeah that does suck) before everyone goes all gung ho freak out, and says anything about me judging OP for smoking, I'm not doing that in anyway, I am a smoker myself, but I do it outside, that way no mess with ashtrays and my house doesn't smell like one. Yes, I'm fully aware it's a disgusting habit and all the other garbage that goes along with it.
nphill82 21
Well said, I no longer feel the need to contribute on this thread.
DoomedGemini 38
I've heard of a lot of smokers getting a lot of shit for smoking outside because of secondhand smoke.
hoosiergirl94 31
Karma for smoking
NickACD 27
Karma for making a life choice that affects no one else? If OP deserves karma for smoking, you deserve the kind of karma which leaves you dead for being such an asshole.
itwasntme14 19
Sinking can effect others (second hand smoke, cancer, the gross smell, the cost of the habit). Also you're very judgmental in saying someone else is judgmental. So stop commenting the same thing on every post and go do your homework like a good 15 year old.
NickACD 27
Finals bitch
NickACD 27
Gross smell you can use a ******* air freshener or kindly ask the person to stop, rather than telling them how bad the habit is. Cancer doesn't affect anyone else you retard.
NickACD 27
The cost doesn't affect anyone else either. Using my age to try and undermine me isn't going to help you much seeing as how I have the superior intellect.
mattrd_fml 31
you should quit smoking. that way you can be healthier, and stuff like this won't happen! it's a win-win.
Bragi 12
Who keeps ashtrays in the kitchen, OP?