Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, a 4 year-old saw me and started crying and screaming like heck. I mean, I knew that I didn't look good, but this is too much. FML
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Dr_Phil 0
Am I the only who thinks watching the video of your birth with your entire family is kind of ... weird?
yotsu 14
Yeah, being drugged up and/or in severe pain will do that. When my Dad told my Mom "Honey, we have two beautiful baby girls" she replied with " Frankly, I don't give a F***"
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Comments (33)
MeganCello 8
My mom said, "I don't want this piece of shit." :-/ Which is somewhat surprising considering she was labor for 4 days...
mikaelaa_x3 0
Hahha. FYL.
fatunicorn24 0
maybe she was talking about how ugly the birth pain was, not you. she just finshed labor of course she's not going to make sense
Itsalltoomuch 0
It's kind of weird watching that, don't you think?
wanna_bee 8
A least you have such a movie to watch. Get over it and think about the fact that some of us don't even have the opportunity to see a movie of our birth, let alone talk to our birth parents.
Joe_gittins 0
WTF! That is totally messed up. Watching your birth with your family? WHY would you want to see that? Oh BTW 'my family and I' not 'me and my family'
TheJackster3000 1
|| Me and my family watched a video of my birth-- FYL. That's got to be SO awkward.
IXChaosDragonXI 13
Your mom sounds lovely
ELoni_fml 25
Aren't all babies pretty ugly?
fantasyworld 39
Why would you watch a video of your birth?