Today, marks my fifth day being an English teacher's assistant. I spent it like the other four days: grading and editing terrible Teen Wolf, One Direction and Doctor Who high school fan-fiction. Six months until I get out of here. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML
Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML
Today, I've been sick for five days and I have two college essays and a exam coming up, along with a few other assignments. I've been working non-stop for five days with less than six hours of sleep per day, and more assignments are flowing in as I am working. FML
Today, my teacher said that since I was sick last week, I had to do all the work that the others had done, which I didn't know about because no one said anything about it. So now I've got to watch a total of 5 hours-worth of documentaries, and write analysis of them. Before tomorrow. FML
Today, I was hired as a student assistant. I was excited, until I learned on my very first day that "Supporting the academic staff in their research" actually meant walking the professor's dog. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I had 15 teenagers literally laugh in my face when I asked them to be quiet. I'm a student teaching in a high school, which is the culmination of 2 years of my life and $20,000, and I might in fact actually hate doing it. FML
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
Today, I kissed my 3.5 GPA goodbye because my English teacher was too caught up planning her parrot's birthday party to put in the credit I deserve for three different essays I completed for her class. FML
Today, I realized some of my English students have just been going to their Philosophy professor to help them complete their essays. FML
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DocBastard 40
Count your blessings - no Twilight.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Good luck with reading stories that start all innocent, cute and lovely... And always end with gay sex :)
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Comments (86)
elainarone 4
I love one direction…
Rainhawk94 27
That's sweet, now back to your hole
RedPillSucks 33
They let her out AGAIN?! *gets whip*
ariastyles12 25
So do I. And to all the haters, at least it's not Justin Bieber or Twilight we're talking about
Rainhawk94 27
Guess we have to make the hole bigger for you
NeighSoulSister 6
Oh, FML, the site where you get down voted simply for having an opinion.
ariastyles12 25
Don't judge us for having opinions. It's not like we like Justin Bieber. "OMG I luv justin hed my baby were gunna get maried but he dont know it yet. Back of haters hes not a bad person at all hes my angle"
Absoluezer0 12
You just screwed with the wrong fandoms. Good luck.
mikaellikestacos 14
Doctor who is stupid the movie will be stupid
tj4234 36
Firstly Doctor Who isn't stupid. You clearly haven't seen it. Secondly there is no movie in production.
bandeek 30
Why do you think it's stupid?
Dthsapprntc 23
Posting a comment like "Doctor Who is stupid" on FML, where the community has proven itself to consist largely of nerds and geeks, without backing up the statement with a well thoughtout and formulated reason is in and of itself rather stupid.
biglow223 6
We all have to pay our dues, OP
Cass_x 22
don't you dare to mess with Directioners!
Lomus 24
They're shit. Deal with it.
axi128 10
Which grade is it?
upallnight11 19
One direction fanfic is fun though, not going to lie..
Cr8zier 2
I could be completely wrong but at least they found something that interests them enough to get them writing. It's a good enough medium to guide them to better grammar and correct spelling let alone use of the english language. I'd be more upset if they didn't participate in any form.
heliophobia 13
No Sherlock fanfiction?
worldclassrager 41
It's six months it should fly by quickly...don't worry stay strong...