Today, looking to hire new tech support members, but due to not looking over any resumés, my ex-wife is now one of our potential candidates. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I applied for a new job as a maintenance technician. About 10 minutes after submitting my resume, I received a rejection letter. My girlfriend is their HR person. FML
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, I sent my resumé to a former coworker to get some pointers, except that I sent it to his old work email account and now my boss knows I’m looking for a new job. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, after I fired a guy two weeks ago for being a lazy ass, I'd put his job out for applicants to apply, I was going to have the interviews. My assistant informed me only one person applied. It was him, applying to get his job back. I had to rehire him because the position needed filling today. FML
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Top comments
flyingflies 36
This is so ambiguous. Was it your job to sort the people applying for the job and you chose at random?
arano 29
Maybe at least look at the name just in case your high school bully is the next new employee.
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Comments (21)
moodyreallyrocks 27
You live, you learn!!
annoyedperson 25
If you guys had an easy going divorce you shouldn't worry about it.
Tomryan279 10
Looks like your ex wife if going to have control of your balls again.
Mike3258 18
Lol doubt it. he would be the boss it seems. she tries anything and she'd be fired haha
ulissey_fml 22
So you are back together. Technically speaking.
heyLaddieHey 18
You should be able to cite "unable to have a professional relationship" or something
Chernobylz 4
You should do the right thing and consider her just like you would consider anyone else. Just because she is your ex doesn't mean she does not deserve a job.
Foxfire15 15
Conflict of interest gives you a perfectly valid reason to deny her, especially if you are to be her superior. FYL, but it really shouldn't be a big deal.
keirissleepy 10
I mean that is a bit unprofessional. ydi
DesperateToBeDad 7
Why was your ex-wife looking to hire new tech support members? (gotta love those dangling participles ;) )
J15237 25
Sounds like you guys got lazy by not looking at them.