Emily27
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Whipping boy
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
WeightonmyShoulders
Canandaigua, United States
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creeper alert!
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Sleepy
Hayes, United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
wow @ creepy fuckers
United States
Creep in chief
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
raquelcita
Winter Park, United States
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
Anonymous
Today, like most days, I spent my lunch break with a sandwich in one hand while typing with the other, trying to keep up with my work load, while my coworker took a nap. We're supposed to be doing the same job, but he refuses to learn most of the software. The boss is fine with this. FML
titsmcgee
Oak Brook, United States
The 1970s called…
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Dan
Bye bye
Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML
Top comments
IceeCreamm 7
sexual lawsuit, like a boss!
DocBastard 40
Silentbutfunny - you are (unfortunately) neither of the adjectives in your username.
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roxybeachgirl7 3
Is your boss Michael Scott?
jackiejanelle 0
File sexual harassment
BlAzEtHiS 0
That's called sexual harassment dear. Take that shit to HR and get his ass fired.
robertd73 24
Pics...or it didn't happen.
MSvictoria 0
And yet it's okay for your boss to tell you things like that? Hmm some boss you have
jkrdaw 0
You know u can file for harassment right?
merrimdalton 0
sexual harassment?
xgetxbentx 13
I don't know the laws in the UK, but that can't be legal....can it? So inappropriate.
nowais 0
Ask for a raise first :D
Missimoo2901 0
Bosses these days...