Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
notmarriedyet
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
nobodylovesme
Northridge, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Guntherdog
United States
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
bachelor
United States
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
IDon't
Berkeley Vale, Australia
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
ReneG
United States
Crasher
Today, I was supposed to get married to the love of my life. My ex-wife ended up crashing my wedding and created drama. My now-ex-fiancée decided she wants nothing to do with me anymore, and that, "if she wanted baggage, she’d go to an airport.” She walked out of the wedding and blocked my number. FML
unwed
United States
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
nightmare come true
It's not unusual
Today, I asked my fiancé if we could get legally married at the courthouse before we had the big wedding ceremony, just to quell my irrational fear of being left at the altar. He agreed, then didn’t show up at the courthouse. Nightmare realized. FML
Top comments
itssosparkly 21
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "What man?" F your life, OP.
drpepperismylove 2
wow sucks... hopefully he paid for the wedding!
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Comments (118)
kayla_ann0o 9
Oh no this guy ^
maxisis_fml 6
Im so sorry that hes such a douch fyl
DocBastard 40
You should thank him for saving you the expense of a divorce lawyer in a year. See? His last act with you was to be thoughtful and save you a lot of money! What a guy.
HiIAmKevin 8
Yea maybe she will save a lot more money when she switches to Geico now...
sluttywhore 0
Haha # 23!! Soo true!
LunaDragon 10
Aww don't feel bad Op, because your husband is really super CIA spy, and was kidnapped by the KGB, and are holding him untill he tells them what the secret to cold fission is, but don't worry he will escape and be back in your arms again, as soon as he finds a bobby pin, a stick of gum, and banana.
dunker_fml 4
Fusion I'd believe, not fission.
LunaDragon 10
Yeah fusion, um... I blame auto-correct. Yeah it was auto-correct. *goes off to hide in a cold war era nuclear bunker, from the impending wrath of all grammar Nazi's.*
alfred07 18
Considering they are two separate words which mean different things does correcting you on that really make the person correcting a grammar nazi? As for the bunker it is futile, there is no place the league of Grammar Nazis cannot find you! Muwahahahah
yummcookie 0
This is 100% true.
Stefania_P_fml 2
What an asshole !
Enslaved 38
Maybe he's just stuck in Vegas with a Hangover and trying to get to you in time?
mintcar 10
All that time and money used to prepare this wedding, and the ****** didn't even show up. FYL. Not sure what I would even do if I were in your position.
RaggleFrock 13
Bang his best friend?!
poohappens26 0
Sorry Hun! Wasn't ment to be no matter how much you wanted it to be.
Branflakes78 13
how do people hit YDI? i think ppl hit to be asses!! sry OP
white16sox 19
Some people accidentally hit YDI. Others take the FML way out of proportion. For example: "Today, my cat died of heart complications. FML." Then they will think " Why weren't you taking your pet to a vet? YDI!"
smoshianforever 0
Maybe he's NOT the one?