Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, I went to my grandfather's funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting. Instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML
Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot". FML
Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
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dacho 7
Your grandpa dies, and you're FMLing about how your greataunt thinks your cousin is prettier than you? Wow... Just... wow.
Chowi_fml 0
I would've slapped her. That's just not nice.
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Comments (56)
fawfulster 11
People are missing the FML. Yes, her grandpa died, which made her sad, and then the aunt basically tells her she's ugly. Therefore, she now feels terrible. THAT is the FML.
WinRarGuy_96 0
if you seen MY family, you'll feel billions of times better about yours. And look at the bright side, perhaps your aunt didnt need to tell you anything about how good you look because there is no need to explain it, youre a fox, youve got the life. nuff said.
IceCream53423 0
cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
csd_fml 5
So let me get this straight -- your grandfather just *died* and you care about some unimportant remark about how you look? YDI just for that.
kme123 0
Ahh that sounds like something my oma would do hahah.
EveryDayJackAss 0
don't worry, you'll just be that one girl that no one ever gives a shit about, until the day that you will eventually kill yourself from the stress and torture of being secluded by your uglyness.......OR plastic surgery FTW!....plz don't be like Michael Jackson though, thx gosh he's dead.....that was the best piece of news i've heard all year
Mira Lux 26
You are so ******* rude, no wondering that your username.
princesssparkles 0
"cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it." why are you even reading things like this if thats all your going to say? i can tell your such a nice person. -__-
highsheep 0
YDI for not knocking her out.
alexlovescandy 3
That's exactly what happened to my sister and I was the tall pretty cousin... Sucks for you. I personally would have ****** her up for saying that
carlys_a_singer5 6
This actually happened to me at my great grandmas funeral!!!!!!