Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML
Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
Today, I got a letter summoning me to court for leaving the scene of a car accident I had in London. I live in Manchester and don't own a car. FML
Today, after sleeping in, I finally sorted through a stack of mail I had been putting off and I found a Jury summons. Thinking it must be coming up soon, I checked the date, my appearance is scheduled for 7:45am on November 16th. Today is November 17th. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
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Top comments
dumbgai 0
At least the "months" you spent totaled no more than *two* months.
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for not setting your alarm, or for sleeping through it.
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Comments (85)
jimmyjimjobobo 0
nothing to say other than YDI.
kjoellis 0
generally, they have everyone from a certain point in time to another point in time come in on the same day for tickets... you probably could have made it before they called your name, instead of whining about it on here. ydi
hairytoenails 0
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diet_otaku 0
yeah, YDI for not making sure you woke up on time.
tigerrr 0
why would you spend that long preparing? because unless you have fool-proof evidence (which no offense, but almost no one ever does) or a witness, the other person can say "thats not true" and your "innocence" means nothing. but thats just my thoughts.. anyways, total YDI. you spent that long preparing and didn't wake up on time? come on, you fail.
thejerk56 8
i have an alarm clock that sets itself, and even if the electricity goes out it still makes a loud, annoying sound on schedule. technology is awesome.
x_Leopard_x 1
You should use more than one alarm clock, because I always turn off mine and then go back to sleep. DX
Neferria 0
Man, I know this feeling. I have about four cell phones right next to me, all set with alarms, when I go to bed. That way, I have to really get up, because the alarms will go off at different times and keep me up.
bobby222 0
YDI for sucking penis.
x_BOOMbox 0
This is like missing something. It's so... boring.
hairytoenails 0
#27 WIN! lmao!! o ya..... ydi for for having hairy toenails