Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Jaywin 3
I would like to see this $15 balloon.
Sage1314 4
But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!
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Comments (215)
softball10 0
~~AT LEAST HE STILL HAS THE ICE CREAM =D
56578 0
don't get him anything anymore.... Though, you probably should have given him the gifts when he was sober...
karmamojo 0
What I want to know is what happened to the ice cream. Did it make him throw up? Did its richness push the limits of his alcohol filled stomach to the max? What flavor was it? Questions….questions…. and I’ll probably never get the answers I so desperately seek.
qwertyuiop8989 0
he probably threw up the icecream
mizzle69 0
YDI for expecting your bf not to get mega-hammered for his 21st and buying a $15 balloon instead of $15 of alchohol for him. Also for being late on your own boyfriends 21st bday party
ronca 0
"Why would you let a drunk person hold a birthday cake?" Lol And lol to #11! You should've known he'd be drunk as hell! YDI giv him his gifts in the morning instead of being late to his partay!
Gawky_fml 0
21st birthday.... You buy him booze on his 21st not a fricken balloon
IAmWhoIAM88 0
Buy him some freakin alcohol
Jertastic 0
That is what a 21st birthday is. Buy him a bottle of Vodka and bang him till his dick bleeds.
mouseintern 0
I never understood the idea of getting sickeningly drunk on any occasion, even the 21st birthday. I was able to drink legally before my 21st since I lived in England for a while, so drinking on my 21st wasn't very exciting, but I had a few drinks and still enjoyed myself and everyone had a great time. Why would you want to drink past the enjoyment point and get to the point where you feel sick, piss people off, can't remember the whole thing, and then wake up feeling even worse? How is that at all enjoyable?