Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML
Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML
Today, while walking around outside with my friends, I was told that I have no right to complain about the heat since I'm not fat. Thirty minutes later, I had sweat out all the liquid in my body and promptly passed out from heat stroke. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I found out that just because you collapse from dehydration on the sidewalk, it doesn't mean people are going to stop driving to see if you're okay, even if they saw you fall. FML
Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML
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Top comments
MaybeFML 9
Makes me sad to be apart of this generation sometimes
splash69_fml 14
Disregard the idiots you did a good thing
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Comments (105)
Almost_Positive 18
I hope the woman is alright! Good on you for taking time out of your day for someone who needed it
Nordrag 26
Jesus. comment spam. nearly a third of the comments on this fml are you lol
Almost_Positive 18
I can't help but comment if something is interesting to me.. I guess I've got a lot to say. It probably gets annoying, though. Sorry everyone
sweetest_jenn 18
Well, #24 I think you may be onto something when you said teens are annoying. Irony...
drayloon 50
So skin cancer is for natural selection purposes?
SweetasCandy0609 28
it looks like they have been watching to much jersey shore if they think that.
1tsmenoah 20
*too sorry, I have to do it sometimes. :/
mete_orito 34
Stupidity at its finest.
reich6842 5
YDI
Danishduckling 20
I've seen this one before...
HarleyQuinn1996 8
I think someone tanned a little too much to the point it fried their brain.
ToxicTyrael 26
Isn't it deep winter in NZL?
False_Stupidity 42
Yes, but they can still have hot days.
BSnapZ 21
#41 This is true. Right now though, it's horrible weather! (Across most of the country, anyway.)
cjones22 2
My thoughts exactly, they are having highs of about 11? Where is this heat he speaks of
glengus 17
it's been hotter than 11, but hardly pass out heat. We don't even get that bad in summer.
Morning_fml 22
I apologize on behalf of my generation for their ignorance, but don't take it personally. Not all of us in the youth today are like that. Props to you for helping her, though, hopefully she's alright.
fancy_98 19
I don't think you have to apology on behalf of the whole generation because of what two idiots did. If people define a generation based on idiots, shouldn't adults be defined as idiots too as there are idiotic adults. Anyway, stereotyping people because of the age is sort of like stereotyping someone because of their race or their gender.
SandyBella 17
Teenage logic.