Today, it's the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the ring I wear on my ring finger needs to come off because it's too big. It's too big because I bought it for him and he gave it back to me 6 months later. I've been wearing it on the same finger for the last 3 months with no problems. FML
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML
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Top comments
zelhackin 0
get Gollum to help you he's really good at that
greg84_fml 21
Looks likes it's time to cut it off.
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Comments (248)
Wheredidgrungego 12
I ******* love Tom and Jerry.
supertacowaffle 41
How did you find out the finger was dislocated? You probably went to the hospital, where you could have got the ring off.
cheeksMcgeeks 3
I'm no doctor so this is a bit of a shot in the dark but I'm PRETTY SURE when you dislocate your finger it REALLY FREAKING HURTS. I would assume that is how she knew, but like I said I'm not a doctor.
LilaBear 2
While I agree with cheeksmcgeek (really, you don't need a doctor to tell you you've dislocated your finger), IF the finger had indeed been dislocated, the OP would have had to go to a doctor or emergency department to get it re-located and probably get some pain relief. I would have thought they could cut it off then. Unless the OP is happy walking around the house in agonising pain with a dislocated finger.
gmangmoney1314 0
Why would you let her pull so hard to dislocate your finger and why did you even try on a rig to small for you in the first place?
babyydolly 0
she never said she tried it on clearly the ring is hers. I mean really do you think a jewelry store will allow you to keep the ring on for three days?
sematariux 7
I'm pretty good with a 6 inch grinder I almost guarantee won't take much skin off =)
enonymous 9
Do what most married guys do to take off the ring. Finger a stripper at the local strip club. That usually will take anything off. If you're a girl you can either go the girl route or the boy strip club route.
rebecca_marie_21 0
Bummer.
pxwhat 0
tightly warp floss around your finger starting from the tip moving in then just pull off the ring
harumph 7
Yea, I've heard this trick also. It's supposed to work, but I dunno how you're supposed to get the floss under the ring to begin with.
mskake 0
Lube?
sissy01 0
try windex
avoidthegirl 6
THIS. IT works better than anything else these jokers are suggesting. If it doesn't come off with windex, you need to have it cut off. Any ER or Jeweler can do it.
melisa_hope 9
do not worry I got a ring stuck once lay off salt and give it about a week and the swelling should go down then very patiently try to remove it