Today, it's the first day of fall. It's also the day that over 20 people have made jokes about my name being "Autumn" like they're the funniest, most original people alive. It's not even 8 am. This is going to be a long day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new workplace. During introductions, I nervously tripped over my words and introduced myself as "Fork." My real name is Frank. My coworkers thought it was too funny to correct. Looks like I’m stuck with "Fork" for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
Today, it’s this year’s first spring-like day, with warm sunshine, birdsong, and the first tiny flowers! So of course I'm taking full advantage of this delightful weather by… being sick and staying indoors. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
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greatfirstdate 18
Aw :( I'm sorry. It's a really gorgeous name, though.
MichaelDeSanta 20
Trip them and say, "have a nice trip, see you next fall!"
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Comments (146)
cdalton 12
Tell them "it's to early to fall for these jokes"
pl0xs3rver 45
Not after today!!!
titusswan 6
You should just slap them all in da face!
FmyL6 19
Sometimes you just gotta slap a ho
Zebediabolical 45
IS WAYNE BRADY GONNA HAFTA CHOKE A BITCH?
simsimbeep 13
I love your name!
sarkaar 30
I wonder if your surname is Summers. :)
eaglerob 20
You should fall over laughing every time you hear such original humor.
sarkaar 30
You autu(mn)urder 'em OP. :)
DanielleinDC 34
Roll your eyes and remind them that they're only the thousandth person to make that crack and it doesn't get any funnier with the retelling. And I think Autumn is a gorgeous name.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
I would be so pissed at my parents.
MrsKilown 20
More than likely it will be a long season. Better put on your big girl panties!
kalbrek009 20
And..... you still posted your FML as anonymous after telling us your name...wtg
geekchick88 17
What does that matter? Are there no other Autumns anywhere else in the world?