Today, it's the first day of fall. It's also the day that over 20 people have made jokes about my name being "Autumn" like they're the funniest, most original people alive. It's not even 8 am. This is going to be a long day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new workplace. During introductions, I nervously tripped over my words and introduced myself as "Fork." My real name is Frank. My coworkers thought it was too funny to correct. Looks like I’m stuck with "Fork" for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
Today, it’s this year’s first spring-like day, with warm sunshine, birdsong, and the first tiny flowers! So of course I'm taking full advantage of this delightful weather by… being sick and staying indoors. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
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greatfirstdate 18
Aw :( I'm sorry. It's a really gorgeous name, though.
MichaelDeSanta 20
Trip them and say, "have a nice trip, see you next fall!"
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Comments (146)
worldclassrager 41
Well you are not alone with summer and winter...
Axel5238 29
Sorry to hear that OP, those people have had their sense of humor reinforced, but places like this. Can't count how many bad unfunny lines get repeated. The internet/family guy pretty much killed humor as a whole for beating a dead horse. Your name though is beautiful don't let those idiots get you down.
Insertnamesz 3
Happy birthday!
TheNewGuy03 29
If your name were Winter, then the mention of your very approach immediately becomes a Game of Thrones reference.
autumnbakerr 6
I know the feeling!? #autumnproblems
DarkAssasin 5
OP you posted this on 2 pm. How is it possible that it isn't even 8 am? İf you know what I mean ;)
samuelbeathard 15
Wow, I bet your parents thought they were pretty funny, too.
pseud0nym 13
They're really falling flat on their quality, huh?
ninety 25
It could be worse. Your name could be Jake.
misspandamonium 27
OP, I know the feeling; my name is Summer.