Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.
DocBastard 40
And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a **** about you but want to look like nice people. Happy ******* birthday.
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Comments (101)
Zebediabolical 45
Everyone else was busy cleaning up the first snow in Cairo in over a hundred years.
Crystal_Nicole 8
Happy Birthday!
bludanzr 2
feliz cumpleaños op!! :)
mrlopez 13
I concur. Felix crumpleanus Or in kitty-friendly language.. Meow meow purr purr mm you!
buckdharma 38
I don't think the cat was being sincere.
perdix 31
And I thought cats had to be 13 to have Facebook accounts.
sempiternal80816 9
#19 LMFAO
joopjoop 19
maybe they were over 13... at least in cat years! my boyfriend had a cat live to be 19 in human years though!
MelonLord1544 11
I did nazi that coming
thenewgirl29 20
Hahaha sorry OP but that's funny. At least now a bunch of random strangers on FML will wish you a Happy Birthday!
MelonLord1544 11
Happy birthday, look on the bright side, people who barely know you are nice enough to say HAPPY BDAY , , , , , , __|__|__|__|__|__|__ |===Happy B-day=| |=====OP=======| |==============|
ladystate 22
Here's to another year of life! Happy birthday, OP!
nrevogcmamme 17
Happy birthday OP! At least how you'll get a bunch of "Happy Birthday" comments from random FML users (like me!).
perdix 31
You made another 365 days without getting killed or contracting a deadly disease. Yay, you! About 20 million people worldwide accomplished the same feat today.
VeganVampyre 27
Every day I break my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive :P
awkwardloveannie 28
did you get cake? cake makes the hurt go away
cypherwars 15
and chocolates even ice creams!