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Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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dakid87 10

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

Cwizer 17

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

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Return the favour and give them a plastic bag to place over their head. That should smooth things over.

Don't forget the tape

flynryder 7

And the rope. In fact I think rehiring is the new in thing to do!

flynryder 7

Regifting. Sorry. Auto correct

Burn it. Thats always fun. Happy B'Day.

Okay that's not even funny. That's way too serious of an issue for them to joke about, especially in that manner. I'm sorry OP; they're assholes.

Sierra7211 17

Wow, that's not okay. People shouldn't even joke about that kind of thing

wow, r they insane? what did u do for them to behave this way?

Hang two fake dummies with their names written on them and put that in your window. ;D

I'm strangely reminded if that scene from Catching Fire…

Today's my birthday too, OP :)

It's translated from the French website. This one was published last April so I don't think it is OP's b-day today ^^

Oops. Okay then lol

When I first read this I thought stool was referring to human feces. Be glad you didn't receive that type of stool.

that hilarious, sorry and happy b-day

How is that even REMOTELY funny? Suicide is an extremely serious issue that shouldn't be joked about in any kind of way.

Suicide is never funny.