Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it's my birthday, I knew I would be on my own, so I brought some pancakes, only to come down and find that not only had my cat eaten them, but also that I’d have to clean his barf up. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
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sigarum 0
Ohh noo!!! He was going to work making a living and you were left all alone to do nothing? That's too cruel!
_Mazza_ 0
...What? At least he remembered. It's not like he can take a day off just because it's your birthday, you know. The fact that you were alone all day was your own fault, get some friends.
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Comments (159)
elparto 0
Dude he gave you a ******* card. He can't just up and skip work on a whim for you. Not all of us get PTO we can just waste.
nhougham 0
I wouldn't ask someone to take a day off for my birthday coz im not taking a day off for it, I wanna celebrate my birthday but life carrys on as usual. I think your expectations are a bit high!!!
neverStopLaughin 0
Oh great, another FML about some whinny, shallow bitch who didn't get what she wanted and realised the world doesn't revolve around her.
jmeg_fml 0
dude, go shopping. duh. it's great to have a partner, but at some point in life you gotta realize that it's up to you to make the fun.
batosai33 0
Your boyfriend is clever and thoughtful so your life isn't ****** and you are being a bitch about it so you dont deserve it. WHAT DO I PRESS
ServeRocks 0
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apfunction 0
oh, you're life must be so hard, your boyfrend didn't get you anything you little princess. boohoo. and everyone on this forum is overreacting. get over it, this isn't that bad. god, you people are pathetic.
muffinsareyummy 1
sorry that people have bills to pay? we should all just quit our jobs, lose our homes, and cars all just to be with you on your birthday.
dahockeymasta12 0
At least ur bf has a job, be lucky for that. But, that doesn't mean he can't give you something nice like flowers etc.
BryonyBabs 0
Have a purrrffect birthday anyway ;P