Anonymous
United States
Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fleetingmemories
Falls Church, United States
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
Dontgetpaidenough
Black Friday PTSD
Today, a customer attempted to buy 5 mini blenders from our Black Friday sale. Our policy is a max of 2 per customer. When I pointed this out, the customer had a meltdown, spat on me, and stormed off. I have to get up tomorrow at the buttcrack of dawn to deal with shit like this again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Customer service
Today, I went to work during Black Friday, after not being invited to my family's Thanksgiving dinner. FML
nicoreal89
United States
Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Anonymous
Annandale, United States
Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML
minimoonpie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
The customer is almost always annoying
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
kittyslayer
United States
Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML
b3ardown23
United States
Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML
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pinkpillowz 0
that's one fierce grandma.
iheartglasses 0
I have only attended one Black Friday. Got a tv for 2O dollars, which was before flat screens and plasma was invented lol Hey, I thought I was cool to have my own tv when I was like 12 lol But ever since I heard people bringing guns to places and getting trampled and dying, I dont think getting something half off is worth someones life.
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AwesomerThanYou 0
WHAT IS BLACK FRIDAY? is it somethin american?
youth88 0
Americans are retarded for capitolism
ladyvader401 5
And you're retarded for not even knowing how it's spelled.
tinuelena 0
I'm guessing you were at a JCPenney's. That's where I work, and crazy shit happened this morning over the ten dollar kitchen appliances at my store too. To hell with this Black Friday shit.
All_For_Love 0
haha, this made me laugh!! :D
shortystar_fml 0
that black fridaqy stuff id a joke lol!! my friend went and got a ipod touch she said she got it on sale for $225 8g haha i got mine 2days later $190 how the hell was that even a sale!! oh and if u read the ads some of the fine print for some tvs it even says (only 5 in stock) lol with 20 to 30 ppl waiting in line for a tv
bouncykiddo 0
I love Black Friday!!! Yes it can be crazy & dangerous but that's half the fun, I get hurt every year and I always go back for more. Its sport shopping & fun to do with friends!
kufan 0
thats funny as hell
wriptidez 0
sheesh dramatic
detolicious 2
I'm sitting in Euroland and know what black friday is. Odd eh?
Zebidee 9
Who on Earth told you lot that the 'Black Friday' sales were named after the stock market crash that led to the Great Depression?! Firstly, the crash was called 'Black Tuesday', secondly, it happened about a month before Thanksgiving, and thirdly, the use of the term in the context of the sales only dates back about 40 years. *shakes head while walking off*
krazykiki 0
nice black eye to go with black Friday?