Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML
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Top comments
Koalax3 18
He was patient with you, so you should be patient with him
lokar_ogar 11
Learn how to coax him into having sex. Foreplay works both ways.
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Comments (103)
SuperKnuckels 6
No medication can hold a man down. *Manly Pose*
LoveDemon 19
Woah... Now that's gonna hurt :/
gmaginn777 5
Its hard being a male
Sniper15921 3
Like if u feel for her bf ??
hunterjumper88 8
Hey, at least there was one good week in there.
XXX_Ehunt_XXX 17
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STFU01 14
I will be the designated hitter while he gets his meds straightened out
jaydoo 6
Time to whip out the monster *****.