Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
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Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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spaceranger33 0
i have to at least commend the guy for staying with you for 3 years and raising a kid with you despite not making any long term commitment like marriage
fbp6277 0
You guys are kind of assholes. She doesn't have to marry the guy to have kids. Marriage isn't right for some people. Just because someone has a kid with someone without getting married doesn't mean the kid is going to be ****** up. It's better to have the people not get married then to get married and always fight around the kid. People should quit being so judgemental.
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Comments (141)
deliapearl 0
sounds like a keeper...kind, considerate, committed
Bluestribute 0
agreed
fluffyjimi 0
This was written like it was before the game. There's a chance of a proposal if you think. The commenters on here could learn from MLIA. Anyway it's college football so STFU!!!
YessirYessica 0
Well this sucks but, you can't expect something for every anniversary.
smiller0789 3
Going out to dinner or even for a walk in the park isn't much. It's not like she was expecting him to take her on a cruise or something. She just wanted to do something special that they don't do every day.
v1kt4r 13
You know how you think going on a walk with her is a good idea, well i highly doubt he thinks its a great idea, but im sure going for a football game with her seemed great to him, so they're not going to do something they both like, the whole point is they are doing together. Oh and judging on how she took the news of the football im guessing she isnt the best company at a football game but he decided to go with her
diet_otaku 0
they didn't go out to watch the game, they watched it at home. that's how she was able to make sandwiches for him. his "plans" for their anniversary were basically "i'm going to sit on my ass and watch sports while you make me food." do they both like to eat? bam, there's something enjoyable they can do together for their anniversary, go out to eat. regardless of how the guy feels about watching football, if both people aren't enjoying themselves, it's a shitty anniversary.
alphaxzero 0
sounds like a great anniversary. stop being so damn selfish.
v1kt4r 13
All of you saying dump him, are you retarded??? Is this the shit you dump a guy have been with for 3 years and have a child with over or does it seem like a good enough reason for a kid to grow up in a Broken home, think before you share your views
thatoneguyinca 0
Well what do ya know....the world doesn't revolve around you after all. What a shocker. Yeah, fyl alright
alliewillie 22
It doesnt have to revolve around HER but why couldn't it revolve around THEM? Dinner, a movie, or even something free that would be a good time.
sulitak 27
3 year anniversary = couples activity.
Kenpachi_fml 0
U seem to be a perfect woman to me so not sure what all the fuss is about
plexico 4
You couldn't have given him a halftime show? How many sandwiches can a man eat during a game? Are you dating Kobayashi? My condolences that you are making sandwiches, not sammiches.
beethoven_fml 0
wow sounds kind of like life
FlyingDutchmen60 0
SLAP HIM!!!!