damnit
United States
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
petmosch
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
horribleevening
Hornsby, Australia
Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
cheaters_should_die
United States
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
Anon
United States
Double life
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
Anonymous
North Bay, Canada
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
bad day Brutus
United States
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Chrissy
United States
Disconnected
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
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ck12 0
Was leaving the browser open on that website one of the suggestions?
Dimaranien 1
i think she just did...
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Comments (79)
Dale_shackleford 13
There is nothing wrong with staying at hostels instead of resorts, but if you know you're gonna have an important interview you should stay somewhere private.
MamaChey 24
Hallelujah! Someone with common sense. It kills me how many people hide behind their computer, playing Monday morning QB and judging people when they don't know what the hell they are talking about...
laden_swallow09 35
I miss it, too.
Apparentlyacunt 18
Send them an email to explain the situation and apologise for the interruption if you haven't already done so. Personally, I would give you more points for making the effort to still go through with your interview, not only whilst on holiday, but in a country where internet isn't always conveniently available.
rameses1210 18
Love the username! (Je voulais faire sérieux, I wanted to be serious)