Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML
Today, the guy I've talking to for the past 8 months just celebrated his six month 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. He picked her over me, but we agreed to be just friends. My feelings haven’t gone away, though. I can’t help but be jealous and depressed every time he posts about their relationship. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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iluvfmls456 0
next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him
Struedelmuffin 0
It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.
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Comments (266)
cek31076 1
come on, 6 months and u didn't know??? really????
Tiggerlicious 0
yea u knoe she knew she just wanted to stay with him
prettygeek_fml 0
You really should dump his ass. Lol
lolx7 5
well it is worse to that guys wife!
sally333 3
i dont think there will be a three year anniversery
erinpa420 0
dump him..kick his ass and balls of course.. and then totally tell his wife! men like that should all be neutered. damn pigs.think of how his wife feels too hes prob got kids 2 im sure. scumbag!
jbroxx11 0
wow . he's retarded .
Blueangel1 0
You ***** lol
jayvie_isthug 0
oh crap ! :0
Boricua_787 0
the only thing i can say rigth now is WTF
mima77 0
Mann. Life sucks.