Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 23rd birthday. My family - parents, siblings, and two cousins - asked to visit to help me celebrate. I agreed and spent some time cleaning my place up some. The catch: I relaxed a bit and did it while nude. It felt so nice, I forgot I was nude, so when they came at noon… well, it wasn't the birthday suit I'd hoped they'd see. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML
Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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reader1 0
Well, on a plus side...at least your parents started to care 16 years late?
lolol182 4
pelvic thrust?
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idoloveitbaby 0
and surprise party or not, unless she lives in a mansion, would she not notice tons of people parking around her house/walking through to get to the backyard/anything? and hell, if i was about to tan nude, i'd look out the window to make sure no one was around before i went running out! this is fake.
kelseyann 0
Just because it is snowing where you live, does not mean it is snowing wherever they may live. Also, #15, I'm sure the do have neighbors, but many people have fences to block peeping neighbors, especially if they have an outdoor pool or something of the sort. Anyway, that must have been terribly embarrassing. :/
goshzilla 0
No birthday suit jokes yet? For shame, for shame.
VioletRaven1 8
What did comment 21 say cause its been modorated
wtf_Ihaveanacct 0
yes 21, because weather is the same everywhere.
Superman8_fml 0
#21 even though you've already been told, you are a fool. FAIL
NoEviL 0
I call shenanigans!
curseofcurves1 0
#19... hmmm. true about the guy. but it might not improve the rep for a girl. first of all, if she doesn't have the most banging bod in the world, it doesn't help. second of all, for guys it's all about the mystery, so once they see her it's gonna be like eeehh. okay. done with that. fact of the matter is, nakedness isn't that exciting. but yeah, poster, this sucks. ALOT. total FML
Silent1 0
Oh great of ur parents.... for a HAPPY BIRTHDAY surprise.... have you in your Birthday Suit!!! lol there you go #24
LordP123 0
Another awesome accepted FML -.- ...Why have 11 of my posted FML's been denied but shit like this gets put up? It's obviously not true.
DULMAGE 0
Totally fake....how did you not notice your parents setting up a surprise birthday party with HALF YOUR SCHOOL ATTENDING? And also, how did HALF YOUR SCHOOL not happen to look outside and see you while they were setting up the SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH HALF YOUR SCHOOL ATTENDING. Remove this please. Bullsh*t makes me want to smash things.