Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
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Top comments
L_1781 18
'Out of DATE' get it? Cause they're dates... I am so sorry ;-;
brenton490 19
*Cleveland voice* Oh that's nasty...
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Comments (79)
IvannaYakoff 11
"It is was all fine..." Really op?
JKPwnage 27
I was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed that
BlueBaronBitch 22
Did you see the whole maggot or only half..
DarthTaco351 12
A little extra protine is all OP...right?
Skycop_S 23
Legend has it that OP just eats bananas instead to this day.
Based_Scooby 11
At least you didn't see half of a maggot
Nygma 14
I had a friend who's father fed his friends a box of rice that was actually a bunch of maggots. Just saying.
A_Liechty 1
Dates aren't really all that healthy when you factor in how much natural sugar they pack.
WhoaZombie 19
This poorly written piece of junk got through? It probably was a worm and not a maggot.
DestinyRae143 3
I had a dream once that I opened up my fridge and my container of dates had turned into cockroaches. The cockroaches kept multiplying and crawling all over everything until I was drowning in them. It was ******* terrifying. I never ate dates again after that.
lovelybones37 20
That's awful. Sorry for your luck OP