Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML
Today, I was once again berated by an idiotic parent. I’ve been called a filthy liberal, a groomer, and had my job threatened several times. All of this because I was teaching second graders about pronouns. You know, the part of English grammar that replaces a noun. Nothing political at all. FML
Today, my teacher called me "stupid and ignorant" for referring to myself as Asian. I'm from Pakistan. Pakistan is in Asia. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
Today, I was called to solve a problem question at the start of a lecture. I stupidly went up to the board before telling the lecturer in front of 300+ students that I had no Idea what he had been doing the whole week. The lecturer made a sneery comment about why some of us are blockheads. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
I'm sure he was a man.
kiki1705 20
lol what? but...he is a "he"...we dont have to always call him by name...not just him but anyone...or am i missing something here?
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Comments (169)
Tytonic 16
What the **** do you want me to call him? A goddamn pickle?
ellerios82 8
But, Stalin WAS male.
Dramori 29
They probably got Stalin confused with Palin
Mattanatior 11
You should've known better than to correctly call someone the right pronoun
GrumpyGrinch 23
They should try to tell this to Stalin himself! Firing squad has been idle for decades.
pacman490 21
That's what happens when Tumblr makes its way into our schools
DaedPool 6
This....is why Stalin was a great man. He silenced idiots like the perso n that called you ignorant, and their families.
ohSNAPyall 27
Stalin is one person. One known person.
Tannasgh 22
PC gone awry
thatsjustgreat1 16
Yay for liberals.