Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
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writtenmusic 3
i'm sure he noticed you
maskedman 9
how do you sit down "slowly" and still miss the chair. look at the bright side. most men like a girl that goes down easy.
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Comments (96)
drnkmychmcl 0
OOoooh, the slow sit! (Gets them every time!)
thekingjoe90 0
if you think about it that could be a coversation starter, you just shoulda laughed it off
wow18 3
Just go over and talk to the man/boy. You don't need to pull stunts like this.
lovezombie 0
Oh man! I forgot about that trick! If you do anything slowly, it is attractive. Sorry sweety, guys liked watching baywatch because of big breasts in bathing suits, not because it was slowed down in the editing process.
Ajjas013 6
Who says he did?
tubesocks_ 0
Well, on the plus side, i bet you got his attention.
roxiefab 0
lol.. way to go.. now you have something to talk about
rbkhockey33 0
hed only be happy if she did that and looked NOTHING like you. otherwise i see this in the future: "Today, some nasty ginger infected me with the ginger disease when she purposely face planted on my lap. FML."
nonameLiz 0
Why is this a FML? At least you achieved your goal =D and now you have something to talk and laugh about!
kelleyb323 0
firecrotch!