Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought Veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML
Today, I used a men's hair removal cream to be smooth for my partner, as a surprise. It turns out that doing that made her think I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
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Top comments
jjtivey97 0
is anybody else kinda worried that people put something on their skin that can cause carpeting to disintegrate?
littlemissdqgirl 8
how did you manage to get it on the carpet?
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Comments (117)
katieisacar_fml 8
I used to live in a house where the bathroom had steps going up to the bath and they were carpeted, so she could have been sat on something like this and that's how she got it on the carpet. She didn't have to go wandering all around her house.
JokeMeister 0
Bathrooms shouldn't have carpet.
Doodles24500 0
Veet didn't even work for me. how much damage can it do to a CARPET?? Really. Plus, why would you be doing that over full-floor carpet? LOL
wtflolfail 4
YDI for doing it over the carpet, if u dont have tiles or anything just do it in the shower/bath
krissi3 0
veet is an awesome product to miscellaneous comments if it burns get the one for sensitive skin, it takes longer for your hair to grow back 1 week with shaving versus 2 with veet, fully says on the bottle to not use it around fabric or carpet YDI for not reading the bottle.
ShananaginsLOL 13
Hmmm which carpet are u talkin about op?? ;)
mattlw 25
Too bad carpet doesn't grow back. Too bad pubes do.
newburton13 26
It's called a razor, honey.
brndnjtkn 15
Carpet muncher
FweakofCydonia 40
To be safe, do it in the tub. Some tubs have a sitting ledge. If not, close the toilet lid and sit on top as you apply the cream.