Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Top comments
Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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kayellexx 0
So? My papa's name was Dick.
depocadoll 15
Dick is the last name
baphomet_fml 0
My brothers initials are MFS...... lucky him! Now he's really the one who's f'ed. Mine are EMS, but there's really nothing special about that.
FurryFireFox 0
My friend's are STD. When we finally found out last year, it was the talk of the school for about a week. Lol
Spex_fml 0
I have a customer who came into my place of work who's name is Sequoia Wood. xD
KisaChan_fml 0
My initials are AVG Average. FML. =]
Gaggy 0
Mine are LAM My dad's are RAM Beat that, and we do not share the same middle name, just last
laceorizer 0
That's just funny your life isn't F'ed.
bambiNo_fml 0
hahahaha allow you my name is Bambi my actual birth name is Bambi :/ FML
resawins 0
jealous!!!! haha.
gs_fml 0
my initials are grs, my dad's are hrs, my mom's are fas, and my sister's are sas notice if u rearrange the letters on my sister's initials what u get