Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my local grocery store in sweatpants and slippers to pick up some hangover food, thinking I wouldn’t run into anyone I know. I ran into my ex, her new partner, and his parents… twice. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
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Haelous 0
Not showering is pretty bad. It's not unusual to see chicks wearing pajama bottoms to class in college though.
lilymoose 0
that sucks...don't you hate it when this sort of thing happens? the only time you see people you want to look your best in front of is when you are looking your worst...
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Comments (37)
RougeRamirez 8
YDI, that's gross, shower n change out of your pajamas
Psycho_Babydoll 26
YDI for: -being hungover while still in SCHOOL -not staying home to hide your shame -not having the decency to put on real clothes to wear out of the house Tired sounds like a compliment in this case.
Konarika 11
Not all countries are as conservative about alcohol. I don't know about Canada, but most European countries have a legal drinking age between 16-18.
MoonOak25845 10
Always dress like you will meet a daring enemy or dashing stranger, you never know when it will happen.
Paradox_1234 6
1) We talking 'bout high school or college here? I hope to god it's the second and you are old enough to drink. 2) Don't drink the night before school. It's irresponsible. 3) Wearing pajamas... I do that if I'm running out to the 7-11, but to not to class 4)Not taking a shower? C'mon, you just plain deserved that.
worldclassrager 41
What was your reply?
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Today I woke up with a hangover.... YDI
AndesFults 13
Are you drinking underage or are you in college?