w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Larz
Canada
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
MoreThanABadHairDay
Hair code
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Anonymous
Le Rove, France
Demented
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
ellieowenie
Sydney, Australia
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
hairdresser
Thailand
Good one, mom
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
kaley
Real dream
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
thejbarrick50
Bergen, United States
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Top comments
MozReference 0
you get to take care of her when she's too weak to do it for herself. "Boy wants a car from his Dad Dad says, first you gotta cut that hair Boy says, hey Dad Jesus had long hair and Dad says that's right son but Jesus walked everywhere"
arms_akimbo 0
I think your mom might be insane. Or, you desperately need a haircut.
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Comments (65)
Unsuprised 0
Was it your pubic hair?
budweiseric 0
Def f your life.
alwaysalady 0
My god, you aren't a baby. That's a little invasive. I'd move out. Or lock you door.
d00d_c0m3_0n 0
Lmao @ #17, that's twisted. You must have really long hair for her to try and put it in your sleep, I know a few guys with mad long hair who just refuse to get rid of it. Like it's their safety blanket.
MrEldritch 14
And what's wrong with guys keeping their hair "mad long"?
Malik_fml 0
The first sentence of your FML immediately made me think of Let it Be: "I wake up to the sound of music"
AliSama 17
i hate it when people push their way of life on you. She probably wanted you to get a hair cut and you didn't want one?
csigabajnok 0
That is so sick... I'd also talke #2's advice and do the same to her, just to see how she reacts.
know_your_role 0
if this is your idea of something demeaning to your life, just kill yourself already
not_so_sane 0
i agree with #2 .. cut her hair ... and thats kinda creepy. Couldnt your mum wait to cut your hair when you were awake ?
Malik_fml 0
wtf @ immature comments saying that you should cut mom's hair.